Yes, I did make this. No, I do not like Glee.
First of all, my feelings about concert movies are not that bad. However my feelings about 3D concert movies are quite horrible. Now when you put Glee into the equation, I just get belligerent.
Glee was never a show I could really get into. It's basically High School Musical with more "adult" themes. To be fair, I did watch the whole season, and it was just okay. Nothing special. I didn't have time to watch seasons after that, but believe me when I say that some of my friends were bat-shit crazy about it. Not only was the show becoming a big "hit", but it's music was also making it's way to radio stations. I don't have a problem with covers of songs, but the covers done by these Glee kids just sound so soulless to me. These songs sound like they belong on a borderline Kidz Bob album most of the time. I think Glee's problem is that they don't know the difference between Broadway and Pop music. All the kids on this show are Broadway-bound. There's no denying that. So my question is why don't they freaking go there?!
"I just want to be Kristen Chenoweth so bad!!!"
So in conclusion, I hate Glee.
BUT WAIT!
Not only does producer, Ryan Murphy feel the need to infect my television AND radio with Glee songs. Someone felt the need that the stars from the show needed to tour around the country singing their songs to screaming fans live. That sounds so necessary.
BUT WAIT!
Just in case you missed the completely necessary Glee Tour, someone decided to professionally film it, with behind-the-scenes footage and all, and release it to theaters... In 3D...
This is how I like to imagine how Glee fans would watch this movie.
I'm sure that somewhere in the future, I will make a list of movie genres that should never be shown in 3D, and "concert movies" will be on the list. In the mean time, you probably should take the advice of Jane Lynch and save your money.
Well...shit.
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